Sometimes I wish I could write a love note to certain people in my life. And tell them things like "I hate your stinkin guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes."
Sometimes I wish I could snap my fingers and my soulmate would appear on my couch, cuddling with Sandy and watching Law & Order.
Sometimes I wish there was an app I could download to order my perfect match: not too tall, not too serious, and completely into me.
Or a GPS system so I could at least know where he's at... not that I would stalk him or anything. That's what facebook is for, right?
Haha, totally kidding about the stalking. This is me just venting. Like every other (normal?) single girl in the world, sometimes I feel like shouting, "I've been dating since I was 15! I'm exhausted! Where is he?!" (Charlotte from SATC, anyone?)
But on the bright side, I know the longer I wait, the better I'll be when Mr. ___ struts into my life. So until then, I guess I'm going to keep on trying to be cool, calm, and collected (and NOT searching) because that's always how it happens, right? So ChEeRs to all the strong, independent women out there being fun and fabulous on their own.
Here's to hoping....
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